Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
Niall’s impression of Zayn
(I did this mostly because of Zayn’s adorable laugh in the background)
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
Yulia Viktorovna Vins, or Julia Vins, as she is known in the online bodybuilding and powerlifting communities, is a 17-year old Russian powerlifter who recently shot to Internet fame after a series of photos showing her doll-like face and impressive physique went viral.
STRENGTH IS NOT UNFEMININE
She could probably easily chuck me across the room if she so felt like it. That would be an honor.